she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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