I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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