I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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