We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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