You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
