How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im having a threesome with these popsicles
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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