I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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