Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
