Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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