"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize