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what?
penguin condom
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
40s are totally the cure
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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