she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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