Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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