Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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