Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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