Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sext me about skeletons
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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