So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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