i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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