He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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