Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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