woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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