Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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