who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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