She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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