His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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