One girl and one boy is just not enough.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
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I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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