i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i love accidental penises.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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