Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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