So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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