guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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