i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Green mimosas i think yes
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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