In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
