Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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