We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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