Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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