doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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