guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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