question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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