in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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