WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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