I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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