apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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