He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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