oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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