your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
why do cheetos always look like penises
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a search helicopter?!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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