it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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