I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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