i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Success! We fucked roommates!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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