i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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