i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So many bounce houses so little time
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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