i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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