Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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