You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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