glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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