I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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